Hi, I'm Richard.

A few years ago, I thought it would be cool to track my genealogy. Using nothing but the power of the Internet, I found out that Kevin Bacon and I are tenth cousins three-times removed. It explains why neither of us can grow beards.

Barack Obama can't grow a beard either. He's my tenth cousin.

Marie Antoinette was my ninth cousin seven-times removed and, as far as we know, couldn't grow a beard.

Fortunately, I have no blood relation to Donald Trump, who is beardless like me. But I am related to Jesus, who occasionally performed miracles.


Saatchi & Saatchi | Copywriter | 2016-2018
Freelance | Copywriter | 2016
David&Goliath | Jr Copywriter | 2015-2016

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